my parents are out getting drunk
my friends are out getting drunk
everyone is out getting drunk and i’m at home babysitting my sister who’s been asleep for like four hours
why god
why
Jun 2nd / 0 notes †Jun 2nd / 12,609 notes †OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
- me: *puts on headphones*
- everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
i want someone to phone me
Jun 2nd / 0 notes †
do you ever get the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking
or to bash the shit out of them when they’re breathing too loud. yeah..
Jun 2nd / 268 notes †
Jun 2nd / 5,100 notes †Apparently when you’re at the front of a rollercoaster going up a hill isn’t the right time to shout back “Hey has anyone seen Final destination 3?”
Jun 2nd / 439 notes †I think you saw me confronting my fear,
It went up with the bottle and down with the beer, and,I think you should stay away from here,
There are ghosts in the walls,
And they crawl in your brain through your ear.’
